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Apr Demotivational Poster


HORROR MOVIE HEROES -


TAGS: aprchallenge horro movies bruce campbell
Rating: 4.67/5

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colt45103 - June 2, 2010, 4:24 pm
That's just we we call pillow talk baby...
TheSarge - April 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
Good,I could use a horseblanket.
Fatt Matt - April 30, 2010, 5:23 pm
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 3:46 pm
This is my boom stick!


BACON DEODORANT - When you truly want to smell delicious Warning Avoid hungry Pitbulls




APOPHIS -


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock
Rating: 4.53/5

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pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.


IN-TAX-ICATION -


TAGS: aprchallenge income tax
Rating: 4.98/5

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Chef - May 4, 2010, 4:43 pm
Five Ls for making me laugh and cry with the same damned poster!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:54 am
Nice nails, dude. Do you do them yourself?
Bob D. Sailor - April 18, 2010, 6:46 pm
I ended up owing taxes this year cause of a fat finger mistake someone did and said I had 2 dependants and I'm single with no kids..
Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 5:35 pm
I wish I could have printed this out and sent it off w/ my return.
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:33 pm
WOW! One of your best ever Sick. 5Ls and Faved.
pieman - April 15, 2010, 7:15 pm
5l for you there buzz kill mcgee.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 5:12 pm
If the truth of this wasn't so sick I'd say it was sick, Sick. A finski for you.
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 2:50 pm
You're pissing on my parade!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 9:28 am
LOL... Never thought this way... 5L!


THIS JUST IN... - Kowabunga!


TAGS: april o neil tmnt teenage mutant ninja turtles redhead redheads
Rating: 2.63/5

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Weapon X - November 25, 2010, 2:23 pm
LOVE this one!!! But April was NEVER a redhead...except maybe for what's-her-name in the first movie...and even then, that doesn't count...


DEPORTIVO SAPRISSA - Bringing Joy since 1935




STAYIN' ALIVE -


TAGS: goldfish dancing paraprosdokian humor poster
Rating: 4.88/5

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Rick69 - February 29, 2016, 1:22 pm
Lulz...
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 10:47 am

Only the one spatula, huh? (Thanks!)
concern3 - February 29, 2016, 3:28 am
Definitely an up yours
MissPriss - February 28, 2016, 10:37 pm
No seriously...I had a goldfish that did something similar to that, several times, til 1 day found him dried to the wall. Couldn't even pry him off with a spatula...no dinner that night :(
GaryO - February 28, 2016, 7:09 pm
y'UP


SMOKING -


TAGS: apr26 cigarettes kill if you are lucky
Rating: 4.57/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 10:01 pm
I know an old guy who smokes through the hole in his neck and chews tobacco at the same time
agdaniele - April 28, 2010, 12:42 am
Although she can probably nail "Bette Davis Eyes" on karaoke night, Quagmire put it best... You ever get freaky with that thing?
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 7:21 pm
mmmmm, hAck, cough..mmmmm, "you can't sing for a heck....COUGH!, ahum,....with a hole Ahugh, in your, Ackkk, sptspt,agh, neck"? you want me to sing some Frank?
Anonymous2 - April 26, 2010, 7:10 pm
... and you can't sing worth a heck with a big hole in your neck. No, you don't always die from tobacco.


365 FOOLS -




QUIT SMOKING? -


TAGS: aprchallenge cigarettes my friends are bums
Rating: 4.58/5

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Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 11:22 am
Very apt. great poster better pic - Iggy Pop and Tom Waits... I forget the movie... is it Coffee and Cigarettes?


SOME THINGS -




THE KISS -


TAGS: aprchallenge kissing just an appetizer
Rating: 4.58/5

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sickartist - April 23, 2010, 1:41 pm
Ahh another over hormoned jock. The AZ news only covers immigration lately.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 10:17 am
Ben Roethlisberger, in the news for a forward pass
sickartist - April 23, 2010, 10:11 am
Too bad I don't have a clue what you are rambling about.
Jmac0585 - April 23, 2010, 10:07 am
That's what Rapelisberger thought. Twice.


GIRLS GONE WILD -


TAGS: aprchallenge girls gone wild
Rating: 4.1/5

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forseti - April 13, 2010, 12:17 pm
that's what my homies do... O.o


FOOLISHNESS -


TAGS: aprchallenge foolishness takes many forms
Rating: 4.5/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 8:06 am
nice!!


MUSIC OF THE 1990'S -


TAGS: aprchallenge the 90s mc hammer vanilla ice
Rating: 4.27/5

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forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:12 pm
LOL... If it wasn't done that often, i'd make another "STOP - Hammer Time"-pic!
R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 4:37 pm
I hate the song that ripped off the tune to Ice Ice Baby, something abou t "money" Psshh!
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 4:09 pm
Fact: I crank up the radio every time I hea "Ice, Ice, Baby" on the Retro Lunch.
R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 4:09 pm
I still got my hammer pants. The wife HATES them!
Bovee - April 5, 2010, 4:07 pm
can you say hammer pants? 5L's
Crashedmonkey - April 5, 2010, 9:09 am
Awesome


THIRSTY? -


TAGS: thirsty thursday hmmm spiderlicious cold refreshing motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:52 am
ROTFL! I picked up my coffee cup yesterday (Monday) to find it full of ants! No cream. No sugar. Just coffee. It only sat there for about 10-15 minutes---EW!!!!! 5 creeped out lions!


HORROR MOVIES -


TAGS: aprchallenge horror movies
Rating: 4.68/5

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guest8916 - April 30, 2010, 11:48 am
Horror movies: Stop remaking them


FIRST TIME - Yes, it was the first time for me. I was a little afraid. You were amazing. Let me catch my breath. Of course I want to do it again. Harder please this time. OK, tire swing, here we go !




TICK TICK TICK - Israel is not going to let this happen


TAGS: my money is on april
Rating: 3.93/5

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me4891 - February 11, 2010, 11:53 am
Agree with June, unless Iran tries to test. Then it would be that night.
rerun - February 11, 2010, 11:40 am

I go with June.


CHESTICLES -


TAGS: aprchallenge chesticles
Rating: 4.07/5

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MO - April 7, 2010, 2:55 pm
Nope. That's a dude pretending to be the dude who had manoobs.....
Me_ - April 7, 2010, 1:44 pm
Is that the guy who had them put in on a dare and never had them removed?
Mongo - April 7, 2010, 11:35 am
HAH! Boobs, that's a pair I could do without
thatonechick - April 7, 2010, 10:30 am
Dude! This made me LoL. 5LoL's.
rerun - April 7, 2010, 10:16 am

I wish I could see the rest of her face, just what I can see shows how humiliated she is


HELLO MA'AM - I'm Your 5 pm Appointment, I Guess... French Manicure This Time, Please




TAX FORMS - I can read all the words, but they make no sense arraigned like that!


TAGS: tax time why me argh april 15
Rating: 3.63/5

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Master - May 24, 2011, 10:10 pm
Um... They are INTENDED to not make sense. www.losthorizons.com explains why. The Talking Heads exhorted all to "Stop Making Sense!", but Title 26 had already done so.


APRIL FOOL'S DAY -


TAGS: april fools day forever alone
Rating: 4.94/5

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Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'd laugh so hard if she relised you were serious and when you were gonna propose it was on April Fool's Day.
WellThatSucked - April 7, 2012, 2:16 pm
Dude, that's just powerful
tellitlikeitis - April 1, 2012, 8:21 pm
Very cute...bad timing is all.
caveman - April 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
(No no no, you got it all wrong rick, April does fool people, so the apostrophe should be there)(do you think he bought it) (well we'll just have to wait and see)
Rick69 - April 1, 2012, 3:15 pm
Oh Shi... This here is deep... (I almost don't have the heart to point out the apostrophe should be after the "s" in "fool's")... I still commend you heartily for this...
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 9:32 am
n-i-c-e


EASTER JOKES -


TAGS: aprchallenge bunny avoiding the obvious
Rating: 4.63/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 2:26 pm
I do! I do!


MEGALOMANIA -


TAGS: aprchallenge kool aid jonestown
Rating: 4.58/5

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Mongo - April 29, 2010, 11:24 am
Epic


THE LONGER THE NAILS -


TAGS: aprchallenge fingernails
Rating: 4.06/5

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CANADA - April 14, 2010, 2:30 pm
I find long nails nasty


FINALLY, A HOLIDAY FOR ATHEISTS - April 1st Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God'


TAGS: why not april fool s day
Rating: 2.42/5

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mmmBingSoo - September 15, 2009, 2:17 pm
ehh 14:1 isnt 4:1 facepalm
todd snyder - September 15, 2009, 11:09 am
Bingo ! 5 Lions for you.


APRIL FOOLS - Never get the wife to pack your lunchbox on April Fools Day Or you'll die laughing




KISSES -


TAGS: apr23 kisses bunny ears
Rating: 4.68/5

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Fatt Matt - May 3, 2010, 9:48 am
Nope. Now I'M making posters with bad pick up lines. I don't see that you've made any posters.
Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 9:45 pm
OMG?!?! Now we're making posters of bad pick-up lines?
CANADA - April 24, 2010, 1:21 pm
definitely 5L!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 5:59 pm
AMSOME! 5L


REVENGE -




CIGARETTES AND WHISKEY - and wild wild Women they'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane




BIRTH CONTROL - When all else fails, Try the .50 caliber option.




TAKING A BREAK -


TAGS: april calendar 2010 dash break dash she broke my heart i ripped hers out dash i dated her sister
Rating: 3.07/5

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agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:21 pm
Needed a basement poster, lester?


CONTRACEPTION - They Do It With The Face


TAGS: birth control motifake calender 6 april 2010
Rating: 2.9/5

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rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:35 pm

the one in the middle looks like she just got corn-holed, hard.


APRIL FOOLS - I was kidding when I said that it was clear to go!




REGRET -




BRUNETTES -


TAGS: aprchallenge brunettes
Rating: 4.65/5

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oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:29 pm
some one doesn't have a dad


MORNING WOOD -




SWEET REVENGE - A dish best served cold, and with ice cream.




NOT SAFE FOR WORK - "I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things." (Alan Coren)




A fart -


TAGS: its all green motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 9:46 pm
Hilarious, Silvy!!!! I love a good fart joke! The toxic cloud pic is AWESOME!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!!


ROMANCE LIVES -




High On Life! -




REGRETS -


TAGS: aprchallenge regrets did i miss anything
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:10 am
Nice one sicko! I know guy from this car club. They have chapters everywhere. 5L
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 9:45 am
I too, regret the things I never did. Her name was Jodie.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 9:42 am
Yes sir!


KISSES -


TAGS: april assignment challenge kiss
Rating: 4.78/5

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GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:47 am
he's just jealous of all the butts you were around today. 5L
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:54 pm
excited for peanut butter?
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:53 pm
5 doggie treats. Well done CK.


FEELING LUCKY? -


TAGS: aprchallenge luck
Rating: 4.53/5

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pieman - April 3, 2010, 11:34 am
Well put. 5 big ol hoggers.


THAT'S A TWO KNUCKLER -


TAGS: apr 14 fingernails ralph wiggum
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - April 14, 2010, 7:01 pm
LOL!
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
I love it, nice one Matt!


LADY LUCK - When she smiles on you remember she has the attention span of a 2 year old.


TAGS: luck april assignment
Rating: 4.44/5

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FredricT - January 7, 2011, 6:23 pm
With ADHD after a bag of pixie sticks and a 6 pack of red bull


ICE CREAM -


TAGS: aprchallenge ice cream double scoop
Rating: 4.33/5

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BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 8:05 pm
I love Gossip Girl.
G4briel - April 25, 2010, 11:27 am
That look... Terrifying.


REVENGE -




TURN ON - TUNE IN- DROP OUT -




ACID TRIPS - Sometimes Nature joins the party and brings the light show.


TAGS: thunder lighting acid april
Rating: 3.95/5

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Derek - April 19, 2010, 1:24 am
Great photo


I USED TO KISS HER ON THE LIPS - but its all over now


TAGS: kissing april
Rating: 3.68/5

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GreyScorpion - April 24, 2010, 10:04 am
pretty punny, 5L


GIRLS GONE WILD -


TAGS: apr 13 wild girls gone wild
Rating: 3.53/5

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forseti - April 13, 2010, 4:15 pm
Don't you have the limited special edition? I miss Vol. 5: Female Genital Cutting. 5L
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 4:08 pm
FCUKING AMSOME!!!! 5 Golden Volumes


NOSE PICKING - Mr. Wu Needs Your Helping Hand!




Prince -


TAGS: prince death doves cry june 1958 april 2016
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 22, 2016, 10:00 am
Thank you 'cern. We've lost too many great artists recently, but, this one really struck a chord with me. Another nail in the coffin of my youth I suppose...no puns intended.
concern3 - April 22, 2016, 5:32 am
Very Nice< UP yours


EASTER SUNDAY MEAN PRANK - Welcome to Wisconsin


TAGS: april fools
Rating: 5/5

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Capt. Morgan - March 29, 2013, 10:10 pm
So, how is that Man-made Global Warming working for now? Same in Europe too if you follow the news.


NAUSEA -


TAGS: aprchallenge nausea becoming a hermit
Rating: 4.7/5

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falloutghoul - March 29, 2012, 5:12 pm
I think the aura of hatred emmanating from that banner induces nausea.
IllicoPresto - October 16, 2010, 4:22 pm
Finally, someone is pointing out the menace of ankle biters!
LinkFox101113 - October 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
How does one even respond to this? lol
Sleeves - May 5, 2010, 12:37 pm
lol at him only hating the child molesting homosexuals. guess the rest of the molesters are ok. good stuff here


REGRET -


TAGS: apr 20 regret tiger woods
Rating: 4.69/5

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Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:40 pm
Getting married in the first place.
pieman - April 20, 2010, 2:22 pm
Alimony?


WISH -


TAGS: apr 12 one wish
Rating: 4.67/5

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GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 7:25 pm
true that 5L


TURN ME ON -


TAGS: apr 16 turn ons i loved her until she gave me the clapper
Rating: 4.64/5

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Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 5:50 pm
God knows we wouldn't want him to get to excited. He set of the richter scales last time he got all worked up.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 5:33 pm

not too many rounds, it may drive him over the edge...great poster
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 5:32 pm
Nice. A round of applause for you sir!


EARTH'S BEAUTY -




THE AFTERLIFE -


TAGS: aprchallenge afterlife could it be worse than your worst day here
Rating: 4.28/5

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agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:03 pm
Got my spicy brown mustard... I'm in!


LUCK -


TAGS: aprchallenge luck
Rating: 4.19/5

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Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 8:24 pm
Terrific effort. 5L.


JALAPENO ICE CREAM - a cool dessert that's hot, sweet, and sticky




BIRTH CONTROL - They Doing It Wrong


TAGS: china motifake calender 6 april 2010
Rating: 2.64/5

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Iconoclast - April 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
The emphasis on boys has recently been changing, but it was in place when we welcomed a granddaughter into our family.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:17 pm
They're doing it right... except for the emphasis on only boys.


BAD INFLUENCE? -


TAGS: aprchallenge cigarettes
Rating: 4.76/5

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Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 9:54 pm
Now this is the epitome of a demotivational poster. Excellent work and 5 Chinese Fu Dogs for you, sickartist.


TAXES -


TAGS: motifake monthly magazine and april 15 challenge
Rating: 4.74/5

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spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:23 pm
Superb Jake! 5+ line 238 or 2100, which ever is higher after removing the total gross of line 37b. refer to page 72.
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 1:33 pm
I think I posted it in like 6 or 7 different threads! :)
sickartist - April 15, 2010, 1:32 pm
did you post this in the challenge thread too? haha 5L
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 1:03 pm
Thanks all, I'm still available for tax preparation if needed. :)
Fatt Matt - April 15, 2010, 12:52 pm
Solid gold!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 12:47 pm
i like the price!*fg*
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 12:46 pm
Very good Jake. 5 Government fistings for you!
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 12:43 pm
excellent job!! 5L


BREAKING UP -


TAGS: aprchallenge breaking up faster is better
Rating: 4.71/5

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SamanthaNufer - June 22, 2011, 9:12 pm
Break it up!
Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 11:44 am
5 tuck n rolls for you sicko
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:23 pm
Hint: Don't take your foot off of the gas. Reap the benefits.


REGRETS -


TAGS: april calendar assignment
Rating: 4.64/5

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colt45103 - October 2, 2010, 7:48 pm
You mean Klara Schicklgruber
CpnKangaroo - April 20, 2010, 4:32 pm
jake, also hayden christensen
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 11:04 am
Thanks :)
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:50 am
Yeah, one day after mine, but I get the same B-day as the guy from "Get Smart" - missed it by that much! If you get that quote, you're old. btw KFD, Happy belated B-Day!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 5:04 am
Damn! If my Mam had just held on for 2 more days, I could have shared a birthday with Hitler. Instead, I get Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:04 am
I love that 420 falls on Hitlers Birthday.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:03 am
Whew! Talk about obscure. Still, you get a 5 & a lonely, solitary nutsac.


SWIMSUITS -


TAGS: aprchallenge swimsuits
Rating: 4.63/5

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agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 9:03 pm
I disagree... this seems to be more a more considerate fit for those watching.


A TOUGH MONTH - You need to be perfect just to get on the page


TAGS: april great motifakes
Rating: 4.58/5

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GreyScorpion - April 18, 2010, 11:16 pm
no honey punkin, you didn't make me cry. The tears are from sadness from those anime posters that are on display further down the line.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 11:13 pm
I was just razzing you GS.....I hope I didn't make you cry.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 11:08 pm
Man, I'm getting sick of your crap.
DreMagnum - April 18, 2010, 11:08 pm
I really dont think this is even a motifake. Maybe im just on my period
GreyScorpion - April 18, 2010, 11:04 pm
you back up better at the cliff :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 11:02 pm
I meant in the poster....Why do you always have to push me GS?
GreyScorpion - April 18, 2010, 11:01 pm
had one..he got Khoased
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 10:56 pm
Perfect?....What do you mean?...Agdaniele03a has one up there.
Cubbybear - April 18, 2010, 10:30 pm
Well, Practice makes perfect! 5/5! Great job...keep it up


FACIAL HAIR -




CUBBY & CULOS -




YOU'RE PREGNANT? - On April first? After having a headache for the past week? Seems legit.


TAGS: cliche april fools pregnancy
Rating: 4.4/5

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WellThatSucked - April 7, 2012, 2:13 pm
Too legit


KISSING -




ONLY ONE WISH -




FOOLS ABOUND -




IN_COMES TAXI - That Was The Last Time I Said: "Please Drive Me As Near As Possible..."


TAGS: april 15 motifake calendar income tax thru shop window
Rating: 4.13/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 12:51 pm
thx everybody. your fun is my pleasure! ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:33 am
Nice one Forseti! 5L
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 9:10 am
you get you some new smoke forseti? you've raised your game. 5L
sickartist - April 15, 2010, 8:56 am
Nice spin on the challenge 5L


MAY 9, 1960 -




SWIMSUIT -




SWIMSUITS -




DEODORANT -




LUCK - THIS IS HOW you make your own.


TAGS: maybe i ll get the april assignment right
Rating: 3.76/5

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GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 4:00 pm
it's not you Airman, I think Phy had his "goggles" on when he made this :)
Airman - April 3, 2010, 3:56 pm
Hey Phy.. not sure if it's my monitor, or my eyes, but I really have trouble reading the text under LUCK. Might want to switch colors.. or again, it might just be me
phydeaux - April 3, 2010, 2:36 pm
I have a spiffy new van I saw in the forum...let me run out and find it...
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:30 am
Unforgivable. To the van with ye!
GySgt1811 - April 3, 2010, 11:29 am
Opps, I sneezed.
GySgt1811 - April 3, 2010, 11:28 am
Yes. 5
GySgt1811 - April 3, 2010, 11:28 am
Yes. 5
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:37 am
Damn skippy! 5


THEY CALLED HIM A FOOL - For building an ark in the middle of the forest. But he showed them all who was a fool when they all drowned.


TAGS: noah s ark april 1 topic early
Rating: 3/5

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Bob D. Sailor - March 29, 2010, 8:20 pm
Hasbunmb - For every story there is a bit of truth behind it. And R.S.Jake, that would be a pimp house boat.
R.S.Jake - March 29, 2010, 12:50 pm
Still would make a pretty sweet house-boat, wouldn't it?
Hasbunmb - March 29, 2010, 12:47 pm
And then someone ELSE had to show you who was the fool when they revealed to you that its a STORY....


INCOM' TAX' - The German Version




LEONA - like's Capri-Sun ISN'T GOTH - IS EMO doesn't cut herself!


TAGS: me leona not goth am emo like capri sun
Rating: 1.42/5

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BriaHere - June 20, 2009, 7:10 pm
Awesome hair, I don't like those ear plug thingies though.
Porcelina - May 22, 2009, 10:23 pm
That's a girl?
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 7:49 pm
Pink Floyd Emo?


What to do, what to do…….. -


TAGS: paraprosdokian pics and prose
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 25, 2013, 6:01 pm
Thanks RL. Merry Christmas, M'Lord
Reality Lord - December 25, 2013, 5:37 pm

OMG, i took the bait...nice finish gary. merry christmas


THE WORST FEELING -


TAGS: paraprosdokian fear humor irony love
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 24, 2013, 12:14 pm

Thanks, CL and GaryO. Paraprosdokians are a favorite device of mine. I looked for a long time for a graphic to go with this one. Then this guy popped up. I think he's super creepy to me because his handsomeness belies what's in his gaze. C.R.E.E.P.Y.
GaryO - October 24, 2013, 9:16 am
I so love the paraprosdokian facet of humor
GaryO - October 24, 2013, 9:12 am
He He
chickenlittle - October 24, 2013, 12:14 am
That's great LG, love the little twist at the end, 5L :)


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TAGS: george carlin april 15 where to stick it
Rating: 4.86/5

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steve1961 - April 12, 2014, 12:00 am
That was during Prohibition...Things are calmer now...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 11:26 pm
Good God! Why is it in the U.S. it seems like the first offense: the FBI breaks down your door and arrests everyone including Grandma?!?
Airman - April 11, 2014, 11:18 pm
pay a penalty, not be a penalty
Airman - April 11, 2014, 11:17 pm
I went through this a couple of years ago.. I got 1099'd on some income that was a surprise. If you don't respond to their letters, they will garnish your wages. Just call them, set up a payment plan. You will be a penalty and interest, but they will help
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 10:41 pm
the primary goal.
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 10:41 pm
Depending on length of time, you are charged interest on money owing. There is a "payment" plan available to people who need to pay in installments. I doubt criminal charges would happen except in extreme cases of proven tax evasion since getting money is
rerun - April 11, 2014, 9:40 pm

Probably get a fine for being late, possible criminal charges if they think you forgot "intentionally"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 8:49 pm
Now this next question is just as genuine as my previous ones: what if you owe, not aware and don't file?
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 6:01 pm
None...if you are getting a refund...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:14 pm
Curious, what is the penalty for filing late in Canada?
MissPriss - April 11, 2014, 11:15 am
Haven't started mine either. The hold up? Waiting to hear back from 2 government agencies for T5's & the online Canada Revenue filing site is down due to some virus. Promise! This year I was gonna to file on time...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 10, 2014, 11:57 pm
Same here.
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:35 pm

I haven't even started mine, yet.


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TAGS: aprchallenge perfect 10
Rating: 4.62/5

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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:32 am
Cubby, your avatar is freaking me out!.....All Hail Hypno-Cubby....
Cubbybear - April 11, 2010, 6:24 pm
5/5....this one actually motivated me


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TAGS: april calendar 2010 dash revenge dash judas dash what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity dash where i am going i can only take smiles
Rating: 4.62/5

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Derek - April 8, 2010, 4:37 pm
Sadly ineffective on some people
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:49 am
Excellent!


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TAGS: life april fool
Rating: 4.55/5

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Krickit - April 2, 2013, 12:36 am
Oh yeah that was today huh?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2013, 7:02 pm
Lol, wait... That hit a little to close to home.


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TAGS: apr 2 swimsuits maybe he was talking about something a little more modern
Rating: 4.38/5

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Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 4:28 pm
Touche' Matt. Now go back to doing your shuffle! J/k
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 4:24 pm
Careful Face... that's how rumors start.
Faceplant31 - April 5, 2010, 12:14 pm
Nice one Matt! 5inches of skin for you
Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 7:58 pm
Atta boy, Matt! 5L.


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TAGS: apr 6 birth control you ll put your eye out kid
Rating: 4.25/5

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rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:17 pm

Ever seen a chick from the late 80's hair catch on fire? This stuff made for a flash fire on the hair bears
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 6:47 pm
Nice one Matt, 5Ls.
R.S.Jake - April 6, 2010, 4:43 pm
I see he shaved before the picture...good boy.
pieman - April 6, 2010, 4:35 pm
We had just gotten the boy over all his anger issues. They the whole "Jake is my real daddy" thing happened.
forseti - April 6, 2010, 3:31 pm
he's cool. i would burn everything too if my parents would dress my like this!


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